You are a dumb, dense motherfucker.

If you have a tattoo above your shoulders, you can't come to the game.

Both of the attackers, who are brothers, have extensive rap sheets, and are facing felony assault charges.

lol at drew pretending to listen to r&b or have a soul

By far the worst ranking of anything that's ever been posted to this site. Easily. It's not close.

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"They argue for a bit about who would and would not whip whose ass."

Best Klans In Baseball

Maybe if Cardinals fans weren't such dipshits about the Cardinal Way, people would stop making the jokes. Fuck the Cardinals.

Molina must have pushed the umpire "the right way".

"There's no question about it," A's owner Charles O. Finley intones at one point. "It's the worst thing that has ever happened to baseball."

Pick a damn team.

I'm genuinely pleased you don't like it.

That guy Jon Hamm? Yeah, we're sorry for raising him here and sending him out into the world for your entertainment delight.

A race to the bottom.

That's so specific. Weird. Can someone explain why bowing after a good play is an offensive gesture? I get it's a rule and he broke it, but I just don't see the harm and why that was specified.

Ummm....running 50 yards away from the play to take a bow is and has always been worth a 15-yarder in the NCAA. Yeah, Pac-12 refs suck ass but that dude is a moron and cost his team the game.

More interesting would be a ranking of NFL Blitz plays.

Can we just change the Jeter tag to "YEAH JEETS?"