That's quite a hairdo he's got. Motherfucker looks like he ate the Von Trapp kids.

this guy looks like he's droppin the meanest verse of the decade

...and now don't those jersey buyers feel dumb...

Snyder: 17? Damn. I think it may be time for another one. What do you think Redskin?

"This drift is too long."

That's the ultimate letdown, isn't it? One second, you're all psyched up, ready to get into the game, excited to help your team get that win. The next second, you're hit in the face with a St. Louis Cardinals fan.

Seriously. I have heard her in a sound check when they are crafting her "sound" and she's not that much different than Taylor in the voice department. There's a reason people put up with the absolute lunacy of Whitney and Mariah, pure talent can make up for almost anything.

So, this was bad then? Is that the narrative I'm supposed to be going with? Got it. Boo, pop singer to whom I don't listen, performing on a channel I no longer watch during an awards show that is longer relevant! Boo!! Did I do it right?

Hopefully 17 trillion. Beyonce is fucking terrible.

Dude, they were perfect in conference play that year!

You mean I-A heavyweights like Pittsburgh?

"But if it was easy, then it wouldn't be special. That's why Notre Dame is special."

In Alaska they call this "campaigning".

Because they have probably never done that before?

Oh sure. Chelsea does it, and it's amazing. Andy Reid does it when he has a 28-point lead, and it's bad coaching.

As a Chelsea fan, I think I can confidently say that we will probably not be fighting to avoid relegation this season.

O AN HE CESC-Y

FYI, in the future, you have 10 minutes I think to edit your comment and delete the "Not".

I don't think so. I don't see Fred Smoot anywhere.

Is this the 'Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Minnesota Vikings' article?