So THAT'S what they mean by "speaking in tongues."

A number of people are asking for translations, so I shall do my best. My training: I grew up in a Pentecostal home and several families members to this day speak like this.


The people questing what we did in such negative ways are doing so because they are not christians. Christians are never negative and would never…

I immediately hit google up for some cat pictures. It was a dark time.

Same. It's like it's burned into my eyes. And then I think about eyes and I just get more creeped out.

I always enjoyed customers who would buy a pack of gum to change the total if it was $6.66.

My kids will be watching this whether they like it or not.

My post on his AMA on reddit. Yes I donate some chump change! But I wanted him to know...

Meh, the song never bothered me anyway.

You have to hit them where it hurts! You need to try to sabotage this ridiculous idea that they can sing the damn song with all confidence. Like demonstrated by this cat, who is I must say, very committed to the cause:

"Hey, professor, I was raped last year and would appreciate not having to read graphic depictions of sexual abuse."

Yeah, how hard could that be?

I don't watch Game of Thrones but I had to read this recap because I seriously thought "Moon Door" was a euphemism for anal. And I thought that was hilarious.

My jaw fucking dropped

I've been waiting for that moon door moment since the series began, and it was glorious although I preferred the wording in the book (Only Cat!). Oddly the more full-on piratey Littlefinger's voice becomes the more attractive I find him... and he's only second to Oberyn for me this season.

From Nashville to Orphan Black to GOT, it's all about the FLY Dutchman

Tofu is not a substitute for steak.

Macklemore - the Tofurkey of Rap Music?

Also, the hole that eventually forms in EVERY SINGLE PAIR OF JEANS I'VE EVER OWNED from my thighs rubbing together. I have so many pairs of "painting pants" now...