If I'm ever in the business of one night stands I'm totally using this.

Right. Too much Exlax tears your "space-time."

*time on your tongue

Mmmm. Bearded Tom Hardy. <3

I use butterface to describe dudes sometimes. I know it's not the same pun but it gets my point across.

I hooked up with a trans guy once and I left with his scent on my fingers. I don't know about him but I liked having that little reminder with me on the drive home. It was a wicked turn on.

I have never been more jealous of another human being in my entire life than I am right now of that blonde chick.

I think it's because she spends half her time laughing at him. She doesn't take him seriously. I wouldn't either, he sounds like any other ignorant old white dude.

He also kept harping on that damn article that she said multiple times that she didn't write. He's talking in circles.

Speaking from the perspective of a cis woman, while the heels and makeup and long hair don't "MAKE US WOMEN" it's all a form of gender expression. Whatever you're comfortable in is how you express your style. And it's true that men can rock heels but if you're a trans woman and you prefer stilettos and a pencil skirt…

Violence, homelessness, poverty, abuse across the spectrum. Trans* people and trans*youth especially, have a lot of unnecessary shit to deal with and it breaks my heart. One of my good friends is a trans guy and his mom disowned him at 16 when she found out. He still doesn't talk to any of his family 7 years later.

I can't imagine why. He sounds like such a keeper.

Brb. Drooling. I'll take a #3 and a #5 thank you.

I think I just threw up a little.

See also: people who don't know how to keep their saliva to themselves. Spit-swapping is inevitable but sweet baby jesus sometimes don't drown me.

Like tonsil hockey?

Eugh. This makes me appreciate my boyfriend's perfect teeth so much more. Also my aversion to lipstick.

Arguably the best gif on the interwebs. Possibly the most relevant usage of said gif. Bravo.

No wonder the sex isn't good...

If Jezebel starts including beautiful cars in their repertoire, I'll be spending a lot more time here. Love me some car porn.