That's fantastic.

That's happened to me before. No shame.

It got pulled off mtv because it was waaaay too...whatever word describes what that is.

Want.

All right man. Just wondering if there was a method to the madness. I mean, pro-lifers are on the crazy side but I'm not sure how they relate to tampons exactly.

Also, still terrifying.

You've never heard of wonder showzen? This is tame for them.

Is that the stuff in fish oil?

Just kidding, you got that one already.

Why do you assume the mayor of tampon town is male?

Man, I wish my band director had been like that. I tried so hard to get him fired.

Disposable tampons are because of pro-life dip shits? Do go on.

This is brilliant.

I just recently went to my cousin's pot luck wedding actually. I think it absolutely depends on the location and who will be there.

Have you checked etsy?

Tee Hee Hee that's brilliant. I love the internet.

Ugh those people are the worst. I've been tempted to ask them if they just poured the whole bottle on their head before they left the house. I don't think I'm allergic but I get quite a headache.

No I was thinking the same thing. Very ominous sounds going on in there.

I don't think he's using the right word when he says porn is something men struggle with. Some men, sure. But certainly not all of them.

Clearly he's never done this before.