Oh my god. Really?

In a word, “couch”.

My “dad” (I really don’t want to give him the honor of any title) pretended I didn’t exist for about 21 years until I got a good job and started earning money and then an email out of the netherworld “I have always and will always love you.” I cackled and sent it to my spam folder.

Its one thing to feel that way when you’re 14 and a whole other thing when you’re 35 and your friend IS CRYING from her ass being fondled. Repeatedly.

can your children not sit on a goddamn airplane to DC like what

Not assault people in the first place.

It’s expensive to be poor. Rushcard is proving that and then some.

Iraqi National Guard was absorbed by the Army in January 2005. Also as a service member myself your service or your fathers service doesn’t justify any personal view no matter how conservative or liberal.

When I worked at Forever 21 the weekend shifts would end at 2:00 AM.

This is a picture a friend sent me this week. It reminds me of why it is vitally important for all of us to get more hats on cats. Nay, demand them.

Just ask Chris Farley!

I mean, I’d rather go to see the catacombs of Paris than not go anywhere at all. Yaknowhatimsayin’?

SIGN ME UP I WOULD 100%DO THIS EVEN WITHOUT THE BED AND I WOULD PAY FOR IT.

Nope. The workplace is rarely a place for babies. It wouldn’t be cool if a dad did it. It’s not cool if a mom does it. Parents get so fucking entitled. You know what you are entitled to? Paid mat/pat leave like every other developed nation. Fight for that, not your right to distract and annoy your coworkers.

Because an infant never does anything but sleep, right?

“[T]hings that can sound like happy baby noises to the mother sound like earsplitting squeals to a lot of us”

My law office would definitely not allow me to bring my child to work. I honestly think their set up was better than most, if they have a breast feeding room and childcare of some sort arranged. I can understand a zero-tolerance policies for babies in a conference, because they DO make noise and it IS very distracting…

So it’s ok for you to exhibit total and blatant disregard for others, yet you’re denigrating someone else for the same? Cute. Hypocrisy is certainly a hallmark of good parenting.

who is murdering children in this scenario? the discussion is about abortion, which has to do with a fetus, not a child.

You aren’t pro-choice. Please don’t pretend you are.