I visited this guy's article, his two websites, and his Facebook page. Nowhere does he list where he went to school for this "doctorate." Because I'm guessing it was a correspondence course-type program in which he wrote letters back and forth to his ass.

I just HAVE to comment on the floor scrubbing with sneakers thing. While this seems like an easy way to get your floors clean, please make sure your insurance is paid up and you have 911 on speed dial.

Post to me after your second child, especially if you're in your 30s by then.

Scariest post-baby body moment? Seeing the still stapled, puffy, red c-section scar. I couldn't see it looking down (still had a belly a few weeks after I evicted Le Petit Comte), but I caught a glimpse of it in the mirror. I swear to god it looked like the mouth of Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors

I mean, it's cute and all when everyone is in cuddling mood, but when mommy's trying to sleep and Junior bonks his head on mommy and startles her awake...no bueno.

Oh, hungwy kitties. Or kitties who just WANT.

My cat only meows like this when he is HUNGWY and also I AM HUNGWY AND WHY WON'T YOU FEEEED ME ALREADY?!?

Why does she have a defense for wanting an abortion?

"I don't fuck for love, I fuck to put my name on any given particular New York map."

She's definitely going on my death pool list next year.

She is not mentally ill. She just likes money, dicks and attention.