I guess someone had hyperbole on clearance this weekend, because you stocked up.

That this is a story should give you a pretty good idea of, compared to every other sport in existence, how stupid the last minute of a basketball game is.

that’s what i was thinking. a jaunty jig for a broken nose and possible concussion, yeah!

Don’t worry...The Red Sox will handle this shit...

Confused. I thought this was a video of Markieff Morris slapping Steven A. Smith in the fac— ah, my mistake.

This is an amazing shot by Mark J Rebilas

How are these guys world-class combatants filled with rage, yet one bald dude in a polo can hold them back with ease?

We’re burying the lede here. Somehow, in contradiction to all the known laws of nature, the O’s started Ubaldo Jimenez against Scherzer, let Ubaldo go almost 8 innings, and DID NOT LOSE.

I’m surprised Miley didn’t charge the batters box after getting hit the second time...seemed they were hitting him intentionally

Well, there was some good news. Ynoa came out of the bullpen and went 6IP allowing no runs and never really letting  the White Sox get into a groove. Dude definitely earned his keep tonight.

I hear you. Fucking Boston was a horrible experience even though Manny crushed those chowerheads.

As an Orioles fan, I want this week to end.

That’s a combined 205 mph of exit velocity that struck Wade Miley on consecutive base hits (Jose Abreu 103 mph, Avisail Garcia 102).

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Why doesn’t Jesus eat M&Ms?

I was pitching to my 3.5-year-old last night and he nailed one over the fence into the neighbor’s yard. He was so excited, jumping up and down and running around. Hurt like hell to hit him in the head with the next pitch.

How were his 2 home run trots this series different than any Ortiz took in the last 5 years of his career?

You’re going to get a lot of well-deserved shit for this comment. But I’m going to stay positive and just congratulate you for restraining yourself by not using a racial slur!

You’re actually an idiot.