Feels good, man.

Tim Kurkijan is a treasure. I love that he couldn’t help but enjoy himself after Machado drilled that. There are so few in sports media that seem to genuinely enjoy themselves the way Tim does.

I look forward to the Red Sox reacting to this in a very level-headed way.

Maybe they could make up at a bar and Patrick can offer to buy Russell and his crew a round. Not a second round, though.

To be fair the wife and kid probably wanted him to go back to work. I mean could you imagine spending more that a day with that guy?

It’s like an episode of South Park at this point.

I feel like it should go to the family of Odin Lloyd. Fair is fair.

Too soon?

You can just see Palin going into Franscesca’s Closet at the Anchorage Mall and scoring that white number with her Quicksilver Visa card.

All things considered this is actually pretty cool and good?

Justice graduated from Marshall, as did his wife and daughter.

This has a little more complication to it, if you believe the plaintiffs. Their analogy would be that while you would have been dumb to walk out into the #4 lane, the truck would bear some fault for swerving from the #2 into the #3 lane to scare you, and mistakenly went all the way over to the #4 lane and mowed you…

Hopefully the future of sports news isn’t video game gossip being shoved down our throats by a razor company. Oh wait, that’s Deadspin.

Also who would have guessed theologian Reinhold Niebuhr was such a volleyball perv on Twitter

Blue Balls Matter

I tried to watch it and lasted 20 seconds......like usual.

Do you know who else was once seen as a great leader who took over a downtrodden entity, turned it around, scored some huge victories, and was loved by tons of white people?

As a Cubs fan I’m not going to argue this, silly as it may be.