Scratch57
Scratch57
Scratch57

+1 showing of Python’s How Not to be Seen sketch...

“Lay down and hide” has been my work strategy for 15 years. The trick is to not get caught.

The Patriots can ship Jesus Christ himself over to the Jets with high confidence the Jets will wear him out, fuck him over and leave him demoralized enough to go back to Heaven with his tail between his legs before you can say “Easter.”

He’ll probably learn his lesson this time.

Unfortunately there will be an Angelos in the owner’s chair next year so brace for more of the same.

There’s always next year.”

There’s always next decade.

That looked like an interception return, not a punt return.

It’s worth pointing out that whatever dubious value the polygraph stunt might’ve had as a prompt to get Entercom to take its investigation more seriously, or share their findings with Dunlap and his legal representation, as a defense against official accusations allegedly supported by digital evidence, the results of

Pats Fans at 7AM: Those texts weren’t that threatening! It was hyperbole! What’s the big deal?

The same type of person who turns $30M guaranteed into $9M guaranteed and then wants the world to believe he’s outsmarted everyone. 

I’m starting to think there’s something wrong with this guy. 

Ehh, it wouldn’t matter. I hear the Dolphins are currently investigating ways in which they can win -1 games. 

Don’t worry, guys.  I found a matching thumb donor.  From one Drew to another.

I can’t believe a sports league exists where there are basically 20+ incompetently-run franchises and 1 that feasts on them all.

I grew up in Colorado. When FOTF showed up they put a community that once respected or at least ignored each others differences into the center of the culture wars and it got tremendously ugly.  Neighbors learned to hate neighbors, friendships died, bullshit and cruelty became the norm.

The trailer for the Mask prequel is way more intense than I had imagined. 

Bill Belichick will sign him next week and he'll be a three-time All-Pro for New England

Keep’em coming, Nate!

***Phone rings***