Well, now everyone knows this is what happens when you put little JJ Bleday out there in right field. But we have these rules about how everyone has to field a position at least once per game and well, here we are. I hope everyone is satisfied.

So the twist is that it’s yet another baseball movie about daddy issues?

Chris Davis swung at that pitch.

So what if he tried to hit Hyde?  He’d have like an 81.7% chance of missing anyway.

Greys are sad, desperate losers. The shrewd greys often reply to non-grey comments in hopes of getting un-greyed by that commenter, for whom having a lot of un-greyed replies may be a vanity thing. Greys may also star the comment they’re replying to (even if it’s not especially funny or thoughtful) as a small,…

Dude seems to be upset that a 33 win team got handed the best player of all time and he suddenly had expectations. By the way, this was after convincing his boss at the time to draft Anthony Bennett #1 overall (which essentially got said boss fired and Griffin promoted to GM) and bringing in David Blatt (among other gr…

Supposedly, Shaq endorses things he has personally experienced in unexpected ways. You can’t just call him up and get an endorsement. It’s more likely he’ll call you.

Spring football could certainly work. One of the biggest hurdles is that people feel no pressing need to watch any specific game, it’s hard to create instant fan loyalty for a brand new team. Why should I watch a random game between, say, the Arizona Hotshots and Salt Lake Stallions?

the New York Yankees are a wicked, awful baseball team

“If you have any A.L. East-related poetry.”

A moment of silence for a man who just meant well.

I was under the impression that we are how god plays video games.

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.

Connor has jumped into an octagon post fight, assaulted a referee, attacked people on a bus and ufc did ABSOLUTELY nothing to punish him. So why Khabib? FUCK THAT SHIT.

They literally used the bus incident to promote this fight. They encouraged escalation on a personal level and outside the octagon every step of the way. They reap what they sow.

It doesn’t take much to trick someone from Arkansas. I used to sell Cheerios there as donut seeds. 

I bet he watched the commercials

The deer probably wasn’t paying attention because it was running between the “deer crossing” signs.