I thought it was Michael Jackson

The most impressive part of this feat is that of the 4 people filming it, they all had their camera’s oriented correctly.

Will Will's will will will Will Will into the end zone.

Wait, did I just take a shit with my dick, or did I shit my dick out of my ass? I'm confused, and I'm a total mess.

Yao: Welcome to the Shanghai Sharks.

If Limp Bizkit had a baby with a UFC fight and reared this child on Monster energy drink, that's what it would look like.

The lesson being that dog's lives are worth more than women's.

When I was in 4th grade, I became a kickball legend. I was playing 2nd base, with runners on 1st and 2nd base, with no outs. Anyway, up comes the opposing team captain and he kicks a screaming line drive right to me (out #1). I catch the ball chest high, center mass. I pivot slightly to my right and notice the the…

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

As with most other things in Sochi, those burgers were assembled only three days ago.

Only if he was driving their bus.

You aren't wrong about Cincinnati Chili, it's against nature. But I will reiterate, the state food of Ohio is the slaw dog. Take a perfectly good hot dog, flash fry it, put it on a bun and cover it in french fries, cole slaw, and barbecue sauce. Now fuck your face with it until you forget the crushing circumstances of…

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Geez, you'd reckon Nicklaus's grandson would've learned to drive correctly.