I thought it was Michael Jackson

The most impressive part of this feat is that of the 4 people filming it, they all had their camera’s oriented correctly.

Will Will's will will will Will Will into the end zone.

Wait, did I just take a shit with my dick, or did I shit my dick out of my ass? I'm confused, and I'm a total mess.

The project I'm working on is currently working on a grant for $3 mill from the NSF. My boss is a dyed in the wool libertarian who denounces all government spending and would like to see the government cut down to nothing. The irony, apparently, is totally lost on him.

Yao: Welcome to the Shanghai Sharks.

If Limp Bizkit had a baby with a UFC fight and reared this child on Monster energy drink, that's what it would look like.

The lesson being that dog's lives are worth more than women's.

When I was in 4th grade, I became a kickball legend. I was playing 2nd base, with runners on 1st and 2nd base, with no outs. Anyway, up comes the opposing team captain and he kicks a screaming line drive right to me (out #1). I catch the ball chest high, center mass. I pivot slightly to my right and notice the the…

Here's a reason why you don't have to do this:

The Heartbleed vulnerability is a vulnerability that allowed a person to force the server to dump 64K of memory to that person. After sniffing a lot of these memory dumps, supposedly you can put together secure keys (or in some cases text - like user/pass combos). But…

American Gothic is my go-to TV program for hating on the way in which a network can completely destroy something amazing.

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

As with most other things in Sochi, those burgers were assembled only three days ago.

Only if he was driving their bus.

You aren't wrong about Cincinnati Chili, it's against nature. But I will reiterate, the state food of Ohio is the slaw dog. Take a perfectly good hot dog, flash fry it, put it on a bun and cover it in french fries, cole slaw, and barbecue sauce. Now fuck your face with it until you forget the crushing circumstances of…

I'm going to add a 5th rule in there of "USE REAL MODELS AND SETS AND NOT CGI". I'm convinced the reason the actors in the prequels gave such wooden performances is because they had no idea what they were interacting with...everything was added in with CGI later.

Not pictured: Frog.

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