I think we shitted our dicks out our asses. I was watching the vid and all like I need to poop and then it was my dick!

Awesome vid... I happened to be listening The Velvet Underground self-titled album and the last song on the first side, "Jesus" was playing and transitioned perfectly into "Beginning to See the Light" right as he started to grind with the bear. For some reason I forgot about the load of Monday shit about to come…

Obviously an email account, IP or name can never be tied to a burner account, trying to associate an IP would also be useless and probably counter-productive because in all likelihood many of the posters are using Tor, and banning those exit node IPs would also ban other Tor users, man of whom are your most valuable…

Great. So now there is now one less obstacle for idiots to get wasted off of $8 cups of shitty beer... like the dad I recently saw nearly fall over the edge of the balcony TWICE at a game last week.

I love how whenever you guys do these graphics, Isle Royale (that big island off the North Shore of Minnesota which is actually part of Michigan) has a team preference. Isle Royale is uninhabited. So is the Northwest Angle of Minnesota which also apparently is Timberwolves country (maybe actual Timberwolves?).

Kind of looks like the Papa John's guy from the side.

I one time was challenged to a foot race by someone who had been drinking Everclear from a watermelon... motherfucker tried to trip me and wound up falling down himself and breaking his FUCKING FEMUR