Right, that is the main concern. Not the assholes shooting up the joint.

Thinking about all the idiots who are going to say “But what was a 15-year-old doing out at 4 a.m.” is already making me so mad.

Wow. Condolences to the Gay family. No parent should ever bury their child.

I haven’t seen a female knock the hell out of someone like that since... well since last night at the debate I guess

It’s not even that impressive of a physical display. My carbon bike weighs all of like 15 pounds, and carbon is susceptible to cracking. If I picked my bike up to shoulder height and tossed it onto the ground, the frame would likely crack, and I’m a woman who doesn’t really lift arms. I’ve seen friends’ carbon frames…

“Tim Tebow overhits wide open center fielder”

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

You weren’t. The first thing I thought was, “What the fuck is he on?”

NO YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH THE COCAINE

Pretty sure 1000 is more than a bunch. A gaggle of sinners?

“Someone plays the role of a bossy, assertive caretaker. Their partner transforms into an obedient, powerless servant, and they both have fun.”

You make it sound so...clinical. True psychological D/s is so much more than that...and it is delicious.

tfw people think Mercy is a sub

The HealSlut discord server has over 1k people now. :D

In Overwatch a “tank” is a protective, frontline character soaking up lots of damage and the “support” keeps everyone’s health bar full. With a little bit of imagination those roles can be loaded with plenty of kinky symbolism.

I kind of read the exact opposite from this statement. It feels like Alexis’s brother was being very careful in his use of language and was very respectful of Alexis’s preferences/wishes.

He doesn't have the ball.

He fell down catching the ball so was clearly down. Obviously you know nothing. But thanks for your great comment.

Oh no son, The Blaze is where people who Fox News looked at and said “TOO FUCKING CRAZY FOR US, PASS!” go to do work.

The Blaze is the “media network” that Glenn Beck started when Fox shitcanned him. Essentially this woman works for Glenn Beck.