How about the Patriots can take out 1 PSI for each Lynch crotch grab?

When asked for comment, Lynch naturally refused, but eventually offered that
"yeah, 15 yards sounds about right."

Food for thought for the reviewer: If you meet one asshole, that person is probably an asshole. If everyone you meet is an asshole, perhaps it's a reflection of your own behavior. Try not being a total jerk everywhere you go and see if suddenly your service magically improves.

Much like rehab, this show is pointless if the contestants can't/won't/don't continue to maintain their success in a healthy way. As Cracked outlines, this failure is usually what happens.

Oh please. If someone handed me even $10,000 when I was 21 there was no way I would have managed it correctly. And probably the first thing I would have done would have asked my dad "What would be the smart thing to do with this?" I think that in Hockey and Baseball and to a lesser extent Football we tend to forget…

I cannot even conceive of the greed necessary to attempt to steal everything your child has. And this goes a step further by stealing everything he has and a lot of stuff he doesn't have yet. Un-fucking-believable.

yeah like how he pulled that rocket out of his ass and resupplied the international space station. What a poser.

You aren't getting enough credit for the line "people are literally dealing in illicit gouda." Brilliant.

80% of the team did not go out to shake hands

Today, America is a Duck fan.

While this is gross, come on. This isn't even a top five Shrayber post for grossness.

I've seen worse. The thing that was freaking me out was that HE DIDNT WASH THE FUCKING TWEEZERS. There was obviously gunk on it from previous extraction attempts. Ugh ugh ugh.

I go with "I wouldn't pay for the game, but I'd be willing to play for free." Certain games I will buy. Others I will not.

Actually, it's about exits in games journalism.

I'm glad to see that in a head-to-head matchup, Guy Who Save Bread trounced The Breadfucker.

Glad the mother was horrified instead of making some cliched remark about boys being boys or just kidding. Or turned into scary momma bear and how dare someone call out her snowflake.

This is incredibly satisfying. Nothing is more wonderful than the idea of misogynists having to admit their misogyny to the one woman who they think is somehow different. It's a beautiful thing.

Why have I never thought to do this????

I LOVE (pink cartoon hearts love) her strategy!!!

I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said, "I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one." Kinda funny.