@arozzi: He's a bouncer, bro. He's probably got some super sweet affliction and tapout tees.

@IppoJ: I made that mistake about 3 short weeks ago. It took me 3 days of off and on surfing, but I got through all of them.

"It's just past that dune... That's no dune..."

Was this a Chinese concept too?

@ShantJ: It's on my list of cars I'm embarrassed to want. My roommate has a manual sedan, and if I could actually fit in it (6'4") I would seriously consider daily driving one.

@mytdawg: Well played, sir. Bring on the sarcasm font, internets!

@mytdawg: My sarcastic "correction" stands. (it's a bad joke)

@mytdawg: This is the internet. I think you meant break horsepower.

The same thing happened to Dwight K Schrute. When will they learn!?!?!

@snapoversteer's profile on Sikes's website has a misleading picture: I sure hope so, because that is pretty much my plan. This is the first new car in a while that I really really want in a couple years.

I drive a Dodge Stratus! People respect me!

@Adam Spano: Not to mention anyone from the 80's, current models, fratboys, etc.

I guess money can't buy a decent line.

You don't need sticky tires and inside berms to make taking a corner at Road Atlanta more exciting than anything I'll do today. Unless you find power plant simulation exceptionally exciting.

How is bacon a high calorie food? It's 70 calories for 2 slices fried. Delicious does not = high calorie.

@cobrajoe: Well of course that's true, any car with a clutch is the same way.

"10. Best of all, there has never been a recall for unintended motorcycle acceleration."

Ditch the swaybars and we'll talk. I'm kidding of course, I would murder a baby panda to have this thing.

My ex-girlfriend regularly told me she wanted an SUV so she could "just run over stuff."

All pure sexness aside, I feel like I should be playing Whack-a-mole on that hood.