Wrong, Patrick. MotorTrend proved that Miata actually is good at evading the police.

Wait, who brought us the leaked renderings first again? I think I forgot, since you didn't mention it. :P

I saw this one all the time when I worked in auto parts:

If your tires can lock up (i.e., any car made in the past 20 years), big brakes will make no difference.

Someone called?

At first glance at the photograph, I didn't realize he was just floating. I thought he was suspended by some wires or something and had just fallen off the platform.

You underestimate how stupid the average person can be.

I'm sure 911 did not enjoy the certain flood of phone calls they received due to this.

If you lack the ability to recognize your own car, are you really in a proper condition to be able to drive? If I was one of this couple's kids, I would be extremely concerned.

That sounds about as fun as rubbing battery acid on your face.

This is why you NEVER, ever buy anything on line with a debit card. Giving someone direct access to your bank account is a terrible idea. If this was done on credit, all it would take is one call to VISA and they'd remove the charge.

When I was in the Bahamas last year, I saw Huey Lewis and the News doing a concert for Hewlett-Packard from my hotel room. Of course, they played this song.

Since he seems to be of Swedish heritage, I called him Bilskrälle. He's powered by a small displacement turbo 4, good for about 85hp. He weighs a scant 2,350 lbs, and runs on petrol. This particular model was made in 1964.

Honda/Acura as a whole does not sell a single car worth buying. Name any car they make and I can suggest at least 2 different cars from rival manufacturers that are superior in every way. Honda still doesn't make bad cars, but they don't make good cars either.

What's with the douchebag Porsches? Not a single brain cell among them.

That would be the Grand Am, and I am inclined to agree with you.

Check out that roof kink. Definitely a Grand Am and not a Grand Prix.

People are saying both Grand Am and Grand Prix, so I put together a picture here comparing the tail lights. Which one do you think it looks more like?

That is a good point, a Kindle with it's WiFi turned off should be considered the same as a book, since there's no way to turn it off completely.