Then I'd probably do it, because I don't have a right to fly, it's a privilege. If you want to fly on their plane, you have to play by their rules, even if they're stupid ones.

Creeping up 5 inches at a time at stop lights.

I don't give a shit if you really have to or not, if you can't turn your iPhone/iPad/iFuckyourself off for 5 goddamned minutes, you should be thrown out of the fucking plane.

Perhaps the answer is simpler than we think.

The thing that bothers me most about Gawker's gun argument is the ignorance that surrounds it. Mr. Preston may call us morons for saying, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people," but it's true.

Get this shit the fuck out of my Jalopnik. A good portion of Jalopnik is extremely pro-gun, you're not making any friends here.

Angry Russian guy with a gun:

I'm pretty sure Shipping Wars is staged too. If anyone had that many problems while shipping items across the country, they wouldn't stay in the business for very long.

Any modern M car. I'll never stop to take a picture of one, never jump with joy as I see one crossing the street, never be impressed in the slightest by your wealth, or do anything other than think to myself, "Heh."

The Veyron is a supercar car for rap stars. A real enthusiast would buy a Koenigsegg.

The reason why we don't teach kids that 2mph + 2mph =/= 4mph is because there isn't any need to know that unless you're a physicist. The differences are so small that they will rarely ever see practical relevance in our world. Children aren't going to understand relativity, most adults don't.

And somewhere, in Africa, a little child scribbles on a piece of paper an essay about American female privilege.

Wow, fuuuuuuuuck you asshole.

I do recall reading a story from someone like that once. He said that the circumcision ruined his life.

The Toyota Corolla, because with 36 million of them in the world, it's hard to believe that there's anybody who doesn't know what it is.

I think living in the real world for 6 years is a proper enough education for this little fuck.

On my list are a 2 ton hydraulic jack and axle stands. And a torque wrench.

I'm thankful for the Mazda 2, because it means there's still hope for a future with sub 2500 lb cars.