There's a few of us. Zadtheinhaler is another.

He put goddamned eyelashes on the motherfucking M5. He took a car that used to be masculine, strong, and confident, and gave it tittyfucking eyelashes. That is unforgivable.

Sam, this is one of the few articles Gizmodo has put out recently that I cared to read the entire way through. Good job, this was a very interesting read.

Hey Matt, I think it's worth noting that the car may not have a "scuff mark" on the rear bumper. The Mirage came with these ugly reflector things that were affixed to that location. I think it would be a mistake to rule out cars that don't have a "scuff mark" on them as a result.

You are correct about the tail lights, but I'm not sure if you'd actually be able to see the difference with the resolution this photo was taken in. You can't even make out the B pillar on the car, and with the angle the picture is taken at, I wouldn't completely rule out the possibility of it being a 1998 still.

Bricks were likely shat.

When did Michael Bay start directing real life?

Don't worry, here's a perfectly accurate GT40 kit car to make up for it.

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What next, are you going to tell me that my dentist has sex with me when he puts me under for surgery?

Haha, but seriously, there was a new law passed that allowed cops to arrest and charge people with "street racing" based on suspicion alone. So if you modified your car in some way to make it faster, they could pull you over and charge you with modifying your car for street racing. It's insane. I don't think the laws…

Ontario is just crazy, all of Canada knows this.

Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel... okay, I won't complain.

Indeed.

I always pack the milk and heavy stuff at the back so it can rotate better.

Oh good, I'm not the only one who drifts grocery carts.

Stealing shit is pretty low on the morality leaderboard. Tie in threatening to kill somebody while you're doing it, and these two fucks deserved to die. Sorry, but there's 7 billion people on this earth and we could do without a few more assholes.

Too bad he couldn't shoot them both and do the world a favor.

20 seconds vs 20 minutes.

Yeah, no. I don't trust Facebook to know anything about my life, let alone my financial data.