Yikes, you must be pretty black then, right?

I don't exactly have the time in my day to read a 20-page document that isn't related to work.

I must do this.

I've always wanted to do this to a brand new Yaris for some reason. Is that weird?

This.

Exactly. And that's why the cop says, "Well we'll see how smart you are when the K-9s come." The only way Jay-Z could possibly get busted is if they have a K-9 unit come out and have his vehicle checked out, which is unlikely.

"...it is reasonable under the Fourth Amendment for the police to search the car-the whole car, and everything in the car, including containers-whenever they have probable cause to believe that the car contains evidence of crime."

Interdasting, Titan AE actually got this right. Right before escaping through the broken window of a space ship, Korso tells Cale to exhale. I guess they had smart screenwriters.

Hey Orlove, if you ever start to run out of HOTD videos I'd gladly work for Jalopnik to spend my days making more. How does jumping an H1 Hummer over a Prius sound?

That's not actually all that bad of an idea. A study I read about once found that HR application screenings is less successful that chance.

A particulate filter mask.

Saleen S5S Raptor. An awesome supercharged supercar that got killed by the recession.

That's strange, it's been only counting my views.

First off, this is a spectacular article. Well done. Second, I just headed over to gmail to reserve my name.

Maserati Boomerang concept.

Are there other factors? Sure, but oral hygiene is easily the most important.

http://youtu.be/ Wow, he disappeared so quickly it was surreal.

Or, you know, you could just brush your teeth like a normal person and you wouldn't have this problem in the first place.

I can't think of a single example where "their" wouldn't either.

Fuck off, it has become common practice for hundreds of years to use the word "they" or "their" to refer to a single person.