Hoon the good hoon on the big racetrack in the sky my friend.

Well Ray, you'll be missed, but I'm glad you're leaving us with an overlord that's as loveable and easy to make fun of as you are.

Racing a cop car? You win.

Needs moar Jezebel crosspost.

Fair argument. Still, the US government must be fucked in the head if they think a couple pre-roll warnings is going to stop anybody. The ones they already have obviously don't. Someone needs to get creative and think of a better way of addressing the problem.

Money is not being taken away, it's just not being made. And if a pirate chooses not to pirate your movie, odds are you aren't making money off them anyway because they just won't buy your movie. This is not a difficult concept to understand.

I'm sure the tire screeching is way louder than the exhausts, though.

Close minded troll is close minded.

Why the fuck would you want to ban a legal and legitimate sport that does not harm anybody and has zero impact on your own personal life?

You clearly misunderstood what I said. Allow me to give an example. I heard lots of things about the movie The Hurt Locker. I had no idea what it was about, didn't know if it was any good, but decided to stream it online for free. If I hand't streamed the movie, I would have never watched it because paying for the DVD…

This, everything you said right here.

It's the CS5 effect. CS5 is nice, but it's not worth the ridiculous price tag. So many people won't buy it. However, it is worth pirating, because then it's free. Just because something isn't worth buying doesn't mean it's not worth owning at all. Movies are the same way. I'm not going to pay $20 for a movie I've…

The snail sounds cute, but if they really want to reward people they will do it with tits.

Fucking this.

If I don't pirate your movie, I'm probably not going to buy it either = no money for you. If I pirate your movie, I will watch it = still no money for you. = Not harming the economy.

At your command, they won't be alive any longer.

Other way around, men evolved from women. The Y chromosome is a mutation of the complete X chromosome. So dicks are just huge clits, and scrotum is just an inverted vagina.