Men are just women with a fucked up chromosome.

Gran Turismo 5 or Forza 4?

Good work, I think this is definitive proof.

Thanks for assuming I'm American. I'm not.

This isn't an issue of shady corporations. Manufacturers test their cars according to EPA guidelines. If you want to bitch about EPA estimates (which I understand), bitch to the EPA, not Honda.

LOL, she deserved to lose based on poor fashion sense alone.

Thank fucking god, imagine the pandora's box this bitch almost opened.

*In Skyrim guard's voice*

LOL, I had no idea it had such a pathetic base engine. The most powerful available engine had 140hp, but that's still not much at all. I assumed it was some monstrous figure, like 350 or something. Doesn't stop it from being the most beautiful car ever made, though.

There's plenty of bacteria that survive the cold. The body eventually disintegrates completely.

You sound like a truther. In which case, GTFAC.

I very briefly considered getting an electric motorcycle, because it seemed like a cost-effective way of getting around. Then I saw the price tag and said GTFAC.

And I believe this is the part where I say, "And nothing of value was lost."

I looked it up once. About 2-4 grand for a proper job. Not cheap by any means. Don't do this to your Honda.

1968 GT500KR. Carroll Shelby's giant F U to the Camaro.

Nope, they just flung around their wands by themselves, shooting petronuses into an old sock.

Agreed, I don't feel compelled to tip unless I've actually received excellent service. Most people who work in service industry jobs never get tipped, so why the fuck are all servers and delivery people so special? If you do a good job, you get a tip, regardless of what your job is. Do a substandard job, and sorry, I…

Damn it, beat me to it.

Interdasting. Thank god Chrysler Avada Kedavra'd the PT Cruiser, though.

But if you successfully jump bail, how are they going to get the money? Kind of seems like a stupid system, you should have to pay the 75k upfront for being a waste of flesh.