Heh, I'm not getting much more than that this year either.

This one is gold.

Well it did have a top end, it was just a top end at 100 mph. :P

I actually like this.

It couldn't even hit 60 mph.

At least in 1968 they were only sold in California. Now I see this shit in Canada. Awful bland paint, stupid side stripe, retarded fake hood scoop, and its also a convertible. Worst Mustang of modern times.

Ah, you beat me to it. You'd look like a fool driving around in one of these.

I still see them. I didn't know they were actually a special edition. I've always hated it.

Who cares about horsepower, everyone bought it for the paint.

They did have quite a healthy amount of torque.

The 1981 "Carriage Roof" variant doesn't even have a passing resemblance to other Mustangs. It looks like some piece of crap Lincoln would have produced back then. It's hard to even find a picture of it, probably because most people do their best to forget it once existed.

Sadly, 11,000 of these hideous Indy 500 pace car replicas were sold. Why would so many people want to buy a car with a perpetually hideous paint job?

Here's a good TV example: Top Gear USA. Available on the History channel. Okay, I guess you could just subscribe to history to get the show. Oh, but you're also paying for tons of other shit and channels you don't want to watch. Oh, and Top Gear USA isn't even broadcast on Canada's version of the History Chanel. So to…

Get old enough to hold a job that earns me enough money so that I can actually afford to buy shit.

This is a great idea until someone's vibrating seat breaks (it's a GM product, so yeah) and they figure it's safe to back up into that kid on their bicycle.

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Cameras: Not everyone owns a smartphone, and not everyone wants to. These reasonable people who don't like paying $600 for a phone and then $70 a month for their service would rather own a dedicated camera when trying to take pictures.

The case may stop the bullet, but I wouldn't be surprised if the force of the impact alone breaks the iPhone.

#oppositelock

I'll just add him to my other tasteless memes of the past.