I would grab the iPad out of their hands, throw it on the ground, and immediately squat over it and take a shit on the screen while staring them dead in the eye and laughing like a maniac.

Haha, just put both feet on the brake for added effect!

People always overcorrect. They would have done better to maintain their trajectory by locking up the brakes. When in a spin, both feet in!

Stability control won't help drivor error and overcorrection.

"You'll blow yourself to pieces."

A fireball just exploded from the hood scoop. I'm going to stick my head in it!

Strangest viewing angle for a car ever.

Strangest viewing angle for a car ever.

You probably wouldn't also buy a laptop to do work like that.

Anything you can put on an optical disk, you can put on a USB flash drive. They don't scratch, they're smaller, and a lot more versatile.

I always pay special attention to the 4 and 1 star ratings. If the rating has 4 stars and it's a well-thought-out, intelligent review, it's probably a good product. If the 1 star ratings say something like "OMG, wtf this shit didn't come with batteries," you know it's probably still a good product and those people are…

It's a fairly well-established fact that people focus on the negative and tend to forget the positive. When's the last time your wife came home and spent half an hour talking about how reasonable the lines at Walmart were?

I always sell stuff on the University campus. There's enough other people and security there to ensure a certain level of safety. It's also easier to turn down a deal if things don't go as planned than when you're in the pressure of somebody else's house.

I want it, looks class.

Pictured: LGBT rights car.

But that thing actually has front wheels that can turn more than one degree.

Now, who thought that this could possibly have ended well.

Bow to the Mustang's superiority to all.

Quick, somebody make a distraction while we saw through the fence with angle grinders.

"You don't have to be a hipster to support rational financial regulations and tax policies that don't bankrupt the country, Mr Australian."