Keep your punniness at bay, or I'll start to harbour ill feelings towards you.
I'm giving you a stern warning, any more puns and we'll throw you off the deck!
Took me a second, but I sea what you did there.
and the Joker.
Batman...
Reminds me of the "Executive Account" in Mad Men, designed so that men could hide spending money on their mistresses from their wives. Except it's like the reverse of that.
GM is still partly responsible for invading people's privacy because they aren't taking measures to prevent abuse of the system. The spouse/parent who doesn't tell their family is in the wrong, but GM shouldn't have the system in the first place. It's douchey.
At first I was outraged by this invasion of privacy, but then I remembered that these exist. They can be equipped to ANY car, only cost you a one-time payment $75, and are small enough to hide just about anywhere without being found. Throw it in the trunk under the spare tire, leave it for a week, and you will see…
Haha, thank you. I'm glad people enjoyed reading it.
I made this a while back.
Suitable reward?
Candy, money, and nobody died? Best fucking crash ever.
It started like any other day. The manager turned on the lights, got the turntable spinning, and opened the dealership's doors. I sat there, proud and confident, hoping that today someone might buy me.
Trust me, I've had tickets for a long time.
Here's an idea, stop fucking honking so much! I don't get why so many foreign nations have a horn culture. You'll see people sitting at a stop light just honking at each other for no reason. It accomplishes absolutely nothing, but everyone joins in just for the hell of it. Kinda stupid.
Have you ever tried braking for a long time with drum brakes? After about 4-5 hard stops, they overheat tremendously.
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