"Imagine me" Oh, Jerrica.

Dino 246 GT.

Barf. I grew up on gallon glass jars of fresh milk from the neighbors dairy. I hated the feeling of hauling still warm jars of milk down the street.

I took at least 1,300 pictures of this season. Jinkx is a good choice. I will always love Alaska.

So i went on a test drive rampage. I test drove a 2013 Honda Accord Coupe v6 . It was really nice. We turned the traction control off. That thing is a monster, downshifted into third at 55 and floored it. WTF! Lets just say it got smokey. Not to mention that it sounds seriously high quality. Then i fell in love with…

I've got a 2010 as a company car. It has shitty brakes. The side view mirrors are loose as hell. The door handle wobbles. The interior door panel is made out of some sort of cardboard. I can't see out of it . The paint is chipped so easily you would think its still wet. I've had to replace the front bumper twice. The…

1990 - 1992 Volkswagen Jetta Gli. Ever had a heater core blow up and shoot boiling coolant out of every vent, and up your shorts. Well it burns like hell. Digifant I, bitch please... God i loved that car.

This is a quote from a postcard from my grandmother.

Long story short, now i have to pee my brains out. Thanks.

Thankyou, that was bugging the hell out of me.

Anyone remember the video of that rented, new Camaro SS flying over the railroad tracks and then eating shit. Major shit. It's filmed all sideways and i just remember the guy saying, "He tryin to do some Jeff Gordon type shit, but..."

You should look up the "Cizeta-V16 engine sound" on YouTube. Oh my god that whine from the starter motor, and then all hell breaks loose. Yes!!

Just depends on how heavy it ends up being. If it ends up all porky then gets some 1.6 with 118 HP then I'll pass. All I've heard is that this will share engines with the new fit, so... it does not look good. I'm shaking my head even thinking about another underpowered 3,400 pound Honda.

I don't know. I manually check and fill my tires every two weeks. Anal much? Plus i have kept a dairy of what pressure all four tire were at. I have never seen my TPMS light come on, so. Do your valve stem caps have little O-Rings in them? They can get crimped and put pressure on the poppet valve, so it's like a slow…

Even i don't like it, and i am a Honda junkie. I just imagine my Element rolling up to this and thinking... "Was your barbeque canceled? Because your grill is fucked up!"

I have been saving for a few years so i could get a 89-96 Miata. I am so ready. But... after long nights on AutoTrader i am getting super greedy. What about that boner inducing 1991 Prelude Si non 4ws? What about that flawless, near showroom 1986 MR-2. Great now i see a stock S2000 with low miles. Shit!! Is that a 5…

Woew ah uuhhh ahhhhaaaa. Well, that woke my dog up like a firecracker in the ass.

Ya, i would love to see this car after a trip from Eugene to Florence. The front bumper will be in the backseat.

On my second A&W root beer mug FULL of gin, i lost my fucking mind and washed some dirty carrots with dish soap. Mmmm, yummy soapy carrots. Then some dickhead cousin said i should make hard boiled egg gravy. You know, where you put chopped hard boiled egg whites in the god dammed gravy. My granny actually screamed,…

$6,300 Bang & Olufsen advanced sound system. Audi A8 and S8. WHAT!!?