You guys are not going to like this. Surprisingly I used to be more of an idiot than I am now. So, when I was maybe 19 or 20 a friend and I got a bottle of rum. We drove to the park and smoked a joint and and took shot's. We walked down to the zoo, where we were quickly asked to leave. I guess drunkenly yelling at…

Verde Chiaro.

I love this. I posted this a while ago and people complained it was too slow. Picture this, you're an old lady and you are out of cat food. You hop in the car and drive in the bike lane at seven miles an hour with the left blinker on even though you are turning right, for blocks. You get to the store, park any where…

WARNING: This video may contain enough squee, to kill you. Not my fault if you tear your own face off.

Shut it down, sweet brown.

What the funk is that. Why are there so many weird ass Saab's? All your stars are belong to me.

El Benzo strikes again... BWahahhhhahahahaa.

Looks like they inherited the lazy from dad.

OK, that... is awful. Shame on you Laura Branigan.

Generic elevator music. Excellent use of magic sound effects. Watch out for the creepy blonde guy.

Blurple.

Naugahyde.

It looks weird and uncomfortable. I am sort of curious about the electronic viewfinder. I just wonder what it looks like compared to a pentaprism. Did they not use a pentaprism viewfinder to save weight. The electronic viewfinder has a higher resolution than the LCD monitor, so it must be good. But, with 2.4 million…

I had a very sexually aggressive boss. A few pinches on the ass here and there. That escalated into a full on crotch grab. He said he would buy me a used car if I slept with him. I declined. He said he would stop paying me overtime, which he did. He got really drunk one night and came back into the kitchen. He ended…

I'm sorry, but did you just say Fried Frito Pie? That just changed my whole day. Maybe my whole outlook on life. Fried Frito Pie makes this corn dog pizza sound terrible-er.

Meh, I always fly United. It's alright. But I do know that Canadair Regional Jets do NOT have the best coach. They suck so hard. Grand Junction Colorado to Denver is some seriously scary bullshit. Who am I kidding, I must be high. United sucks too.

Matra french racing blue and green. I think this a Matra MS120

GROSS! Oh god feel lightheaded. Stay down Taco Bell, ohhhh I don't think I'm gonna make it...

I'm just big boned, dammit... Ooh! A piece of candy!

It's a nice price, butt pubes something terrible is going to happen. That engine bay is way too clean. Suspiciously clean. It's almost as if the oil pedestal has never cracked... what kind of black magic is this?!? I'll leave this gasket kit right over here. Have fun.