Autumn. Last chance for short shorts and summer ale. Taking a tour of covered bridges. Blasting the Schwinn through piles of leaves. Plus if you have a hamster with giant balls, now is your chance to make all those crazy horny hamster fantasies, come true. I guess.

Gross. Does his shirt say, creep! WTF!! It looks like it says creep.

I've got a six pack of Miller, now who's got the banana peels?

"Baby, I want to taste you." Ugh, no thanks.

A bathtub/trough is technically a shape so, I'm in the clear.

Towleroad is the first place i saw it. Should be on page 7 or 8 by now.

Oh god I'm stupid... just now thought of Courtney singing, I've Written a Letter to Daddy.

Hmm. I like it but Ryder is young looking. And the one thing that will ruin this remake is some Lea Michele looking starlet plastered in old age makeup. But Bette's daughter, B.D Hyman was the neighbor girl in Whatever Happened. So, if Courtney was cast, then Frances would have to be in the mix. Never gonna happen.

Elvira Stitt is my favorite. I want her to be just as concerned, suspicious and brave. Octavia Spencer and Maidie Norman, sort of resemble each other. I still think that Latrice MF Royale would be perfect. Not Joking. Who ever plays Elvira MUST have buckets of sass.

Will.I.Am gonna burn you're whole wardrobe.

Oh... Silver Dino, all over me.

Bahhh!

Uh, hello... Jujubee?! That gorgeous lady boy is GOING to win the shit fire, out of this. Oh my god, I'm queening out already. Jujubee!!

It really, really looks like Tuba City, Arizona. Five miles out of town there are fossilized dinosaur footprints. I got out of the car and immediately thought that it looked just like mars, because it really does. Now i am looking at these pictures and my brain will not except that it's not Tuba City.

Volvo SCC.

WD-40 smells so good. So good.

I had a gruesome MySpace stalker. I kept getting pictures of myself from a private profile. Cropped pictures of my legs. I would block the profile but they would just make a new one. Then i got a picture of myself and i was wearing the same outfit i had on so i knew it was taken the same day. It ended up being a guy…

Let's not forget that these little turd's bite like they are on bath salts. I saw one take a bite out of a duck once. Just hopped up and started chomping. The duck was less than impressed.

Ha! Hahahhah! Pffft! Blarg. Hahahaha... Ugh... Oh, snap. Oprah's natural hair, that's funny.

I don't know.