Needs more cleavage...

The only reason myself and a few other participants even remotely enjoyed our fantasy auction draft last night was the constant stream of Storage Wars references. "Can't not watch" is a perfect description.

Its Bon Iver and it's not close. Justin Vernon has been this good for a LONG time, the world is just finding out...

"Greedy assholes"

Needs more douchebag.

If the team plane crashed on a desserted island? Albert Haynesworth would be a happy, happy man.

The jealousy... It runneth deep inside me. Glad you went, Thinking I might have to put a post on craigslist offering to do awful things for tix to the Sunday show, especially considering this 405 crap is a bust.

I'm in WLA northwest of 405/10, Santa Monica Blvd at the 405 is a ghost town right now. Ridiculous. They apparently did an adequate job of scaring everyone off the roads so far, we'll see what tomorrow looks like.

Well shit, I'll take them off your hands AND even give you the $20 a piece for them. I was a minute late and scared of this 405 shit, it sold out too quick.

Next thing you know we'd have NHL hockey in cities like Nashville, Tampa, Raleigh, Phoenix, Fort Lauderdale... shit.

Moises Alou's dirty laundry? You guessed it:

Inalterable? If only they could come up with some sort of surgery to enhance a women's breast size should she change her fragile teenage mind sometime down the road...

For the record: Ball cancer? Totally easy. Gave up a nut, took a week off work, rolled back in generally good to go. Bummer about the neck scar. As somebody who's a month out from the weeklong absence, I say tell the people that either you want to know, or who need to. To hell with the rest.

Seems to be a trend around the MLB...

Just planted a potted lime tree on my balcony here in LA. Can't wait to start reaping the benefits in the form of margaritas, gin & tonics, vodka on the rocks....

Life* found a way?

Whoa, the "replace m with blog" trick works perfectly. Thank you thank you for that. Sadly I feel like I could go on with all the troubles I'd previously had with that, but it'd just be this awful glass of Jack Daniels Honey I'm drinking talking.

I'd like to go ahead and take credit for putting the one-ball DUAN jokes back en vogue, you're welcome Amurrica.

@ FavreFAIL

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