Jokes, awkward or otherwise are completely and totally welcome. The girlfriend is absolutely sick of them from me by now.

Thanks guys, who knew a forced week off was all it took to not hate being stuck at work on a beautiful Monday.

One More (hopefully final) Ball Cancer DUAN!

I've got a couple nice dark beers waiting at home, not the least of which is Oskar Blues' TenFidy. Stuff is like delicious, delicious motor oil. Just need to finish up last bit of work before being out for the next week for surgery Monday. This guy is getting DRUNK tonight.

Ball Cancer DUAN!

Insert smug Packers fan... nnnnow.

Thanks folks. Didn't want this to come off as a "poor me, show me some love" thing (and hope it didn't.) Just figured if somebody happened to read about an otherwise healthy 28 year old finding something like this, they might give a check as well. You just never know.

Love Your Balls DUAN!

I can't think of a better day than to propagate a rumor like this.

Enjoyed this one too, a friend of mine was there, said it was an awesome impromptu set. Multitalented to say the least. [www.youtube.com]

This guy REALLY needs to find an easier way to communicate w/ sports figures who he's upset with...

Thanks guys. MacCallan 12 is where I was headed, Bevmo just down the street. I spend FAR too much cash there, and yet somehow, not nearly enough.

Scotch DUAN!

Since the fucking Lakers won I'm amazed this made the news here at all.

Um burying the lede here? Geez.

My first H/T, this is what happens when I jump the gun on 4/20 yesterday morning before work and stumble across "Good Day LA." My mind was so blown I decided I needed to share w/ the DS world. I blame myself.

Not to be confused with its sister-column: "Stories Of Fantasy Football Games I Totally Should've Won, But Somehow Lost"

To be fair, Schultz claimed he knew nnnnnothing about what happened at that Costco...

Wow, dude's Wikipedia entry reads like the epitome of class [en.wikipedia.org]

Every fantasy league needs a commissioner doesn't it?