im the guy who enthusiastically claps when the president of america blows an o-ring while jerking off a robot

I think it’s a fairly easy call: Would you like the story of the flip with your name to appear on the front page of the local newspaper? If not, then reconsider.

To:misterscorpion@imascorpion.duh

It’s a tough race between them and people who say that they are their pets’ “mom.”

Is one of his neighbors Ralph Nader?

lol. I’ll defer to your expertise in “cucks.”

You don’t have to maintain a specific bore/stroke ratio and if the OP is going to use an off the shelf crank picking one would have more to do with the bore spacing (the center to center distance for each bore in relation to the other) he is going to use which is going to define the entire engine. The rod/stroke ratio…

I wouldn’t fuck a vampire, but imagine how much fun 69ing this guy would be...

Only semi-relevant, but: “So I Married An Ax Murderer” is the most underrated comedy of all time.

So I guess if you pick up, your only options for compensation are gas or grass!

Say what you will about Aaron Hernandez, at least he killed that scumbag Aaron Hernandez.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

This like going on an article about car maintenance and proclaiming to everyone that people shouldn’t buy cars.

Simpsons did it.

Trust nothing Cruz says. Because...?

WAIT 9.99% financing, THAT IS THE BIGGER RIPOFF!!!!!

No.

Heat yes! Cherry red No! Depending on the alloy you annealed the bolts and then air quenched them probably making them brittle in the process. Also if you can. Heat around the bolt hole and not so much the bolt. Heat expands making the hole bigger. Heating the bolt makes the bolt bigger which makes it tighter in…

Petrichor!