I wonder if he’s thinking about going down to the shore?

When the Levy breaks

I’ll see you soon on Morning Joe, and on the op-ed page of the New York Times

At las(t), jugs!

This is precisely the creation myth of potato chips.

Wow really surprised of all people to take responsibility it would be the folks at Shirk Photography.

He looks like Wilderness Drew Magary

Or nobody would be able to give a description because no one could look at it long enough to remember anything.

No, no, you misunderstood: I was referring to manipulating a donkey’s genitals.

When changing your oil, I find it particularly helpful to wear full white. That way none of it goes on the driveway.

Saw a bunch of fans eating Skyline at the Reds game yesterday

$30 for the knowledge to turn it.

Honey Bunches of Yost

That’s the worst video player I have ever used including AOL 5.0 combined with old flash and dial up

vanilla offense

And, OMG these people, if you are part of a couple and you book an aisle seat and a window seat in the hopes that no one takes the middle and then someone sits in the middle seat and you don’t offer to switch and instead hold whole conversations over middle’s head YOU ARE MONSTER PEOPLE.

I’m pretty sure that’s just his instruction to the artist.

Blair Walsh Lived A Kicker’s Nightmare

Pew! You smell like burning castor oil!