I think they should name it, The Stringfellow Hoax.

#DougCar

So are we gonna give Olivia Munn credit for this or what?

Gronkowski, on the other hand, remained Dopey.

“A team member’s parent told the Baltimore Sun that their kid watched an eight-minute video on the phone after finding it.”

There other ways than rifling to get some spin on the slug.

It looks suspiciously as if he tack-welded together some Simpson Strong-Tie MST straps and L90 reinforcing angle, spray-painted it white, and stuck it over of a conventional rifle.

VW corporate: Introducing the all new, zero-emissions, ELECTRIC MICROBUS!

Math is delicious.

“Debatable.”

Over the summer I took my son and his friend on a ride at the local fair. My son has Down syndrome, which is relevant to the story in that he doesn’t have the sort of fantastical imagination of his peers. Said differently, he doesn’t make shit up. As we were sitting waiting for the attendant to buckle everyone in my…

GO GET US SOME FOOD!

We bought a new house about six months ago. After two weeks, the wife and I went to bed at midnight. We were tired and fell asleep right away. After about an hour, I wake up to a loud male voice saying GET UP. I grabbed a flashlight and went searching through the house and found the electrical outlet that powered the…

Someone got Papa John’s and Papa Murphy’s mixed up.

That’s more clothing that Cowboys cheerleaders wear now.

Professing my Simpsons love for all to see:

Finally, the immense incomes on offer to you co-mingle with high social status. The older hereditary caste order for centuries imposed a social taint on those who work—not from passion, for exploit, or as a calling—but industriously, for wages. But that stigma, which remained at mid-century, has today been entirely…

Walker is not only evil, he is a petty thug.

I’ve maintained from the beginning of this that of all the entrants in the epic clown joust that is the Republican nomination fight, Walker was the most evil. Carson is a paranoid loon, Trump is an idiot showman, Bush is a failure on par with his brother, Cruz is a soulless egoist with the face of a melted Muppet,…

The hell did she eat??