Well, at least the kid from Life Goes On got another gig.

The worst thing my kids do is constantly unintentionally (?) hit me in the balls. They are 4 and 6 now and have probably hit/kicked my testicles a combined 326,000 times. Once I literally dropped my daughter in an In-N-Out parking lot because she began kicking as hard as she could when I picked her up and hit me so…

i know several women in confederate states who also would pick cousins over a black man

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

thanks susan

If your implication is that Alex Smith is the refrigerated mayo of professional athletes, I concur.

Praising years of mediocrity is like praising mayo for always being in the fridge whenever you need to mitigate the dryness of a sandwich.

behold the beauty that was the shaggin wagon. Later mods included cherry bomb exhaust, bolting a pewter swan candle holder up front for a hood ornament, outfitting it with a toy siren and hidden red lights in the grill (yes we did maybe pull someone over once in stupid fashion) the best mod I have no photos of because…

David Carr’s underwear went to brown every time he dropped back behind those offensive lines.

D 7...Miss

This is the first time a Jets player has been publicly cold-cocked since Brett Favre sent that picture to Jenn Sterger from the team’s ice-bath.

Wow, who knew that alternate universe Russian Scooby-Doo was something that absolutely has to happen?

Out of habit, the NRA filed an amicus brief on behalf of the NFL when they heard “Clinton” & “Brady” in the same sentence.

The De Tomaso Pantera

“Um, we sent the Vikings to Mars forty years ago.”
-NASA

No it doesn’t. When you rotate your phone, it displays perfectly in landscape. There is no excuse for this. You people are ruining America.

You could always find Tim again and fight him. It worked before, might work again?

Why would you wear cargo shorts anywhere, let alone to a golf course?

One time, I bet the director of a local country club $1,000 that he would slice into the woods. In a very snobby tone, he informed me that gambling was not permitted at their establishment. He followed that up by declaring that he never sliced. Predictably , he then sliced into the woods, which clearly upset him.…