Counterfeit parts are a big deal in Aerospace and the AS9100 International quality standard has an entire section on ensuring that they don’t make it into the supply chain. My last company made wallpaper for passenger planes and we had to make sure any extra labels that were printed were immediately destroyed so that…

Culver’s meets all of your requirements except for “beanless”. I would prefer a beanless chili as well, but somehow the beans in Culver’s chili work.

Mysterious Benedict Society was so much fun, and Jeff Goldblum is a national treasure. Very sad to see those disappear.

Peanut butter and Sriracha, aka Thai Dog. My family thinks I’m a lunatic but they are fantastic. (Yes I know neither peanut butter nor sriracha are Thai, go away)

1) Slice bread

Montero!

I had a group of guys that worked for me call me in a panic, they had gotten a panel truck stuck under a drive thru canopy.

Thank you. Venison is only “gamey” if you don’t know how to butcher, age, and cook it.

This saddens me deeply. He used to drop by the gym where we trained while my ship was in drydock in Newport News, VA. He turned me from a horrible boxer into a merely terrible one. A top notch guy in my book.

Bubly is soooo freaking good! It’s the inverse of LaCroix, in that the fruit flavor is powerful. I foresee a lot of Bubly and vodka cocktails this summer.

I wear a blazer or a sportcoat for all of those things. And you look good!

Any song where you can replace ”Christmas” with “August” and have it not change the song AT ALL is not a Christmas song.

I warned you (on Twitter) not to try that beer. You didn’t actually like the Watermelon version, did you?

I moved from Wisconsin to Virginia when I was in the Navy and definitely got some weird looks when I asked about the nearest Tyme Machine¡

Here’s my strategy. When we take my boys (4 and 7) to restaurants, I don’t give them the kids menu. I describe the appetizers or ask for a smaller version of a regular menu item. I started this when I offered to take themy out to eat and they whined about it, saying that restaurants are “boring”. The light bulb lit in…

This is that same reason I hate the Chevy Uplander.

I volunteered to coach an under-10 baseball team this year, and the fucking snacks were almost my undoing. There was suddenly an intense competition among these bored parents on who could create the most magical, gluten-free, non GMO, superfood-laden snack for our practice!

Boo! BOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Television and movies have ingrained the Naval structure of space warriors permanently into my brain.

Best part is that, due to some new Kinja fuck-up, I can’t actually read any of the replies! The images are all cut off after Drew’s question.