The Discovery, especially those models, are not “top heavy” at all! Steel frame and an aluminum body make it the exact opposite.

Mind blowing. Half of Americans can’t afford a $100 emergency? I quickly scanned through the .pdf and couldn’t find that information, do you know which page that’s on?

My standard after-school snack during high school was an entire frozen pizza.

You’re in my eyes, you’re in my dreams, you’re in my eyes, you’re in my dreams, you’re in my eeeyyyyyyyeeesssssss...

As a former owner of an A6 Avant from the same time period, not just “no” but “hell no”.

I’m going to Cairo this fall and trying to convince my wife to come along and bring our two young boys (5 and 7). Maybe I can use this information to help sell the deal. Thanks!

Hey Scott, I live in Wisconsin (see username) and I have apple, pear, plum, apricot, and cherry trees in my yard. Also blueberry, raspberry, and currant bushes. And a strawberry patch. And grapevines.

How about a recent model year Ford Edge? Comes with a V6 and AWD is available. Rear windows are tinted for those late-night stakeouts

There was a public design request from the DOD for guided railgun projectiles that could leave and re-enter the atmosphere. I can’t find it right now but I’m sure someone will soon

If this just had a Western plow on it, it’s a dead ringer for my old plow truck! Mine had the 6.2 diesel, so it had a great bonus; my wife would complain about the diesel stench, never knowing it covered up the stink of the cheap Backwoods cigars I kept in the glove box!

Damn straight! Who the hell heats up the BOLTS? Exact opposite of everything I’ve ever been taught.

They’re all tidally locked, which means one side will be hellish death-fire ruled by dragons (probably) and the other side will be frozen permafrost wandered by giant carnivorous yaks (probably).

If you don’t buy it, I will!

I’m still in the greys on Gizmodo? Sheesh, a little help please?

Someone looks healthy, except around the eyes, which remain pinkish-pale and bleary in a totally unique way.

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Had to go from Stevens Point, WI to Minneapolis for weekend Naval Reserve duty, but my car was broken. No problem, ride the dog! (Greyhound)

Waitaminute, what is a “Secret Entourage”?

But why does the can picture cans of some other kind of beer?

Sweet mother of christ! Let’s just randomly fling MOLTEN ROCK around while wearing no protective clothing! Hey I know, I’ll drop some over here, hope the next fucktard with a shovel doesn’t STEP ON IT!