Because “boneless wings” are chicken tenders and I’m not 6 years old.

Go to literally any camping/hiking forum and search for the “10 Essentials”, then compare it to this rig.

C’mon Patrick, un-grey this post, it is GOLD! GOLD I TELL YA!

No socks

It’s been 9 years since the phrases “Larry the Cable Guy” and “humerus” were linked.

5th Gear About fucking time! I’ve been driving my 2012 Ford Edge with the interior lights fuse pulled for the past year because of that goddamned abortion of a door latch sensor.

Cal, USC, what’s the difference?

That’s true, but all those California schools are the same, amirite?

Rodgers says Butte College every time now because USC fired his favorite buddy and the man holds a grudge better than the poop story guy’s intestines hold 4 days worth of diner breakfasts.

LOUVER EVERYTHING! ALL THE LOUVERS!

Chad Morton did this same trick when he played for the Redskins 13 years ago.

“In Memory of the thousands of birds that will die here”

Hey, I went to Point for 2 years!!

I think you’re missing my point, which is that college students are crude. Invariably. Nationwide.

Not acceptable!

Crude college students? Oh my stars! I’m certain that the young academics at the fine center of learning, Illinois, would never resort to crudity, much less profanity!

nevermind

He’s not my favorite person, but actually is an avid hunter.

Milwaukee had a pair of philanthropists donate $90 Million in 1988 to lure an NHL team with a new arena (Bradley Center). That didn’t work either.

U.S. Navy, too. Every single day and night I was on duty as part of the firefighting team we played Spades. Running two Bostons in one night is a memory I will take to my grave.