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·“Chiefs at Packers: The Packers have a knack for having unheralded players step up and play well when it matters most and it is fucking INFURIATING. I would like the loss of a star player to crush them. But NO… no, they always have some asshole behind him ready to go because they’re committed to internal player

Ragnar, why the fuck do you ride a motorcycle?

Walker is not only evil, he is a petty thug.

If you have surround sound (and what kind of miserable wretch doesn’t at this point?) simply unplug your center channel speaker during the game. You get all the crowd noise, all of the field mics, and the referee’s announcements, but none of the play-by-play or color commentary.

Nope

“Powerful natural deodorants are eucalyptus oil, turpentine, chlorine water, hydrogen peroxide, charcoal, dry earth, sawdust, and potassium permanganate.”

My boys are 3 and 5, and I believe your estimate of 326,000 to be low. Add my goddamned dog that likes to spring into my lap from 6 feet away and I’m surprised my nuts haven’t worn away from friction.

Instant code brown. Jesus.

This is what the Packers used to be. They were stuck on the Lombardi era for decades. Bart Starr is a great human being, but probably wasn’t the greatest coach. And then to follow Bart we got another Lombardi-era player - Forrest Gregg, whose record of 25-37-1 doesn’t accurately reflect just how bad those teams were.

Why is there a splattered dead cat on the hood?

Huge fan of the Calvin Klein V-necks. I don’t care about brand names but those CK t-shirts are wonderful, especially when you pick them up at Marshall’s for $15 / 3 pack

Dad strength - @DrewMagary

You will have some seriously amazing food.

“Big bear fell on me”

Aaaahhh! I forgot to send mine in!

“How do I dragon this?”

I was stationed in the Hampton Roads area in the early 1990s when the infamous bowling alley event happened. I didn’t have a fucking clue who Allen Iverson was, or why I should care about some high school punk, but it was all over the news there.

The Seabees are the Navy’s Army, everyone knows that! (BU2 Sconnie reporting)

Spent two good years on the Big ‘E’ in the 1990s. She’ll always have a solid place in US Navy history and I’m glad they’re bringing the name back.

I love that you keep putting Mike McCarthy on the Fire This Asshole list.