Thank you. You have expressed exactly why my brain is so confused every time I get dragged into a Subway.

“Let’s put some stripes here, and here, aaaaand here.”

Don't forget to have some "toasted" ravioli with your St.Louis-style pizza!

For me, the easiest way to season my skillets is using non-stick cooking spray.

When I saw the headline, I thought it would be about my turd Congressman, Glenn Grothman.

Will it baby?

"Sorry guys, I missed the revolver memo. When did that get sent out?"

Jerry: "Hey guys, put some security between us this time, okay? No more hugs."

I've been a brewery professional and beer judge at contests all over the US.

I'm a Packer fan, have been one for over 40 years. I thought it was a catch.

The Pontiac Firebird/Trans-Am had pop-ups. The driver-side one in my 1984 Firechicken had a burnt motor, so I had to hand-crank it.

No, it may be the most popular, but it is far from the best.

I just pick one brand and stay with it until I'm dead. Need a new dress shirt? Lands End Hyde Park 17/37. Done.

Good to see the soy-sauce flavor is consistent. I last tried Utopias around 2004 and that was the predominant flavor.

"Very good, sir. Lobster stuffed with tacos".

The only point you've got is at the top of your head.

My god! Is that true? Why haven't they shut down the program?!

Putting aside that it's not his lunch, I think Drew would object to the title "grown man".

It is frustrating to find them too late, but on the plus side you've got a new spot for next year!

I just found a 5lb hen-of-the-woods last week I shall tempura some of it, never would have thought of that. Thanks!