I'm going to the game, but I know it will be awful. There is barely enough room in the bleachers as it is, now figure everyone will be wearing every piece of outerwear in their closet and will be 50% larger.

Definitely not the only one. My brain tries to convince me that if I smile sheepishly and return the gun right away that the cop will be amused rather than shoot me dead.

Classy.

Yeah, sorry I missed that. It is baked at 350 until all hot and bubbly and browned on top, preferably topped with some panko tossed with olive oil and more parmesan.

I've become addicted to a dish of (random sausage) + (leafy green thing) + white beans + metric ton of parmeggiano.

I made a beef stew in the pressure cooker for the first time yesterday, and it was amazing!

Three fingers Korbel (or increasingly Paul Masson).

Never mind

You're looking the wrong way

I am the worst mustard in the world, unless I am Mustard Girl yellow mustard. If I am French's, then Burneko is a FRAUD!

I'm always curious about the professed anchovy-haters among us; how many of them have actually tasted anchovies?

"The seven worst Packers ever:

The worthless shares of stock are a separate issue. The team is owned by the community.

I make ridiculous amounts of pesto every year, and let me say that pistachio-parsley pesto is by far my favorite. It tastes so fresh you feel like you've been slapped, even after a few months in the freezer.

I watched a show where they showed fish farmers releasing tilapia into a tank that had just been emptied of some other fish species.

This is the stupidest piece, and that's saying something!

One of my dorm-mates swallowed a quarter and after a few days it came out - blue!

Great example of 'tolerance'

I agree with Messr. butterball's sentiment, but not his spelling.

Sorry, this article is bullshit. My wife and I adopted our son 3 years ago and all of the fees are shown and explained up front. There were ABSOLUTELY NO DIFFERENCES in the cost that were related to age, race, sex, etc. The only difference is if the child is classified as "Special Needs", in that case many of the…