It doesn't count until you try it in south Florida. Even the cookie will melt then.

Really liked this article in general. I'm much more of a PC gamer, and thus don't really have many games I can trade in, so this article doesn't really apply to me, but I still really appreciate the work put in here and found your results and input interesting.

No no, this is a roleplaying game. It takes place entirely within our collective imagination.

Watched about 3 mins. All I hear now is that incessant "clicki clicki clicki clicki clicki clicki clicki clicki clicki clicki clicki clicki clicki clicki clicki clicki".......

Huh... Florida's gone. D:

So... Am I the only one who ever played and loved the Mount and Blade games? Particularly the Warband expansion? Totally realistic, albeit not historical. Didn't have magic, monsters, beasts, nothing, but is one of my favorite games of all time. Put more time into it than Skyrim, that's for sure.

Whoa. Where did the Florida hate come from? If you don't like our heat you can go right back up north and deal with your snow :P

This all matches up perfectly with Kotaku's review method, although beforehand I hadn't really focused on those differences. After reading through (most of) this, I can really say I appreciate Kotaku's reviews so much more.

Follow the crease lines on the folded pieces of paper. You can see, for instance, across the back of the man, the continued crease line.

Not sure if it's appropriate you bear the name of the leader of the 13th Black Crusade, or disappointing.

Not gonna lie, I enjoy these articles a lot. Now that may very well be because I could care less about both the PS4 or Xbone as a member of the glorious PC gaming master race, but still, I get a good chuckle from these short, silly articles.

I would absolutely love to hear what this Jeremy guy has to say once he catches wind of this article. I loved playing the first Dungeon Defenders, but hearing about all this really puts a stink on it all for me. Hope he gets fixed up or pushed out.

Hehehe. icwatudidthar

This is by far the most beautiful fan-art for Tali. It's infinitely better than the—go figure—stolen photo Bioware used to represent Tali in-game:

The most absolutely beautiful art for Tali I've ever seen. Infinitely better than the—go figure—stolen photo Bioware used in-game to be Tali's face: