If I remember right, once was more than enough. Jesus Christ this looks painful to watch.

I want all of them please and thank you.

Well said. The insatiable man/frigid woman myth screws with everyone. SO often, women with the stronger sex drive of the relationship feel hurt/rejected because men are "supposed to" want do have sex constantly, and if they don't it has to mean something horribly foreboding for your relationship.

Oh my, I had never thought of it that way, but that is absolutely true.

Yeah, I was similarly confused by the utter lack of responsibility that the husband took in this scenario. Vacuuming sometimes, sulking, weird angry sex journal, whispering in her hear (WTF?), and weight gain (which it sounds like he blames her for) , I just can't imagine how she could have resisted his charms?!

You know what really turns me on? Passive aggressive sex journals.

Thank you for pointing that out, what's with all the ant-American Girl stuff today? I don't dispute that the AG dolls are wildly expensive, but toys in general are wildly expensive! I got a lego set for my little brother this xmas and I was blown away at how expensive little plastic bricks could be.

I want to go to there. You just remedied all of the sadness that this article made me feel.

I had no idea about the Mattel acquisition. Ugh, what a shame. I had Samantha, she was awesome and all, but the best part about American Girl was the books, the stories were soooo good. Good history, good characters, good illustrations, not just vehicles for doll selling.

It seems that she has decorative vag weights.....nice touch?

Good girls know that it is unfair to expect a man to carry the entire financial burden of supplying poison for you when all they get in return is to enjoy your poisoning. It is far classier to go dutch.

Pasta sharks?! That is hilarious. No wonder it soothed you physically and emotionally.

That does sound freaking amazing! Do you have a pasta roller or did you roll it out by hand? I have been wanting a pasta machine for a while, but haven't been able to justify it.

I'll definitely give it a try if I can find some!

Wow that sounds horribly nerve-racking. Good for you for making the call though. The fact that it was so difficult to do really reflects on how much you care about your client, the world needs more people like you.

Bread/cheese/wine is one of the best dinners around. I'm pretty sure that would be my stranded on a desert island have to eat one meal forever choice.

Drunken bread baking? A gal after my own heart.

Isn't it amazing how chicken stock can do that? Thanks for the tip about the vinegar, I love apple cider vinegar so I could definitely see myself overdoing it.

My Mom has been raving about Nourishing Traditions for a while, and I have been wanting to try that recipe, it sounds great.

Happy Sunday Jezebel! Aren't you all so glad that this week is officially over? Tell me, what is everyone cooking tonight? I'm making seared albacore, shaved asparagus salad and cannelini bean puree.