ScissorFight
ScissorFight
ScissorFight
Mar 31 2014
173

"She was meaner and more disrespectful than the guy who robbed the place with a machete two weeks later."

Mar 10 2014
49

You're really into metafiction, and think TNG's true, worthy successor is Stargate SG-1.

Feb 17 2014
318

Great. So not only will I die by coughing up a lung, but I will have to die knowing that it's because some Portland hipster yuppie douchebag couldn't be arsed to take his daughter Cucumber to get a fucking pertussis shot between her unicycle and harpsichord lessons.