I actually squeaked at the smile and wink at the end.

Ok, Hiddles is technically better, but Cumberbatch's enthusiasm and awkwardness will win me over every time.

I hear that. I haven't been on an actual date in 5 years, and this year I have had to listen to my mom complain about how "Christmas feels different this year" and bitch about how we don't have a tree in my tiny-ass apartment. Well, I'm tired and have no fucks to give this year. Unless my family wants to help me out…

This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Some of my best memories are my friends and I staying up all night watching horror movies and squealing over cute boys and musicians.

Gross. I didn't even know that was a thing. :(

Reason #495859794 why I love Gary Oldman.

You sound like an awesome person and a fantastic grandson. :)

YES. Same here. Actually, that reminds me that I need to go out and buy some slippers this weekend.

Is it weird that I read it in a Dalek's voice? Like "AWE.SOME. TOY. SALE. SHOP. OR. YOU. WILL. BE. EXTERMINATED."

Oh my God, STIRRUP PANTS. I wore those all the damn time in middle school.

Oh no! :-( Yikes, I'm scared to go back there now.

I AM SO IN. May I suggest The Fireplace Inn, in Old Town? Nice cozy place and yummy food.

Yes! I was hoping someone would mention a flow cytometer. I think they're one of the coolest things ever.

Same here. I had zero interest in this until I saw the trailer and went "Wait a minute....is that Charlie?!"

What the everlasting fuck? This would've been my response to that message:

Exactly. Pretty sure my mice don't give a crap if I look pretty.

THANK YOU for this article. I need to be reminded of this. I veer way too far on the "doormat" side of the spectrum, and I let people walk all over me. Sometimes it honestly feels like I'm apologizing for my very existence. I've been trying really hard to break away from that, and it feels really empowering but…

Oh my Lordy. I've had Serenity sitting in my iTunes library for months and haven't watched it yet. Guess that needs to change this weekend!

What's cuter than Nathan with a tiny bunny? Nathan with a tiny puppy, of course.

UGH, the cheapskate. I have one of those in my office. I swear this person owes me like $50 for all the times I've covered her share of lunch orders and boss Christmas gifts.