I've decided it's time for a change. My spectacularly shitty year has led me to make my new years' resolutions early and get a head start. Today I'm getting a new gym membership, and want to start a karate class, and I will lose that damn 20 pounds that keeps dragging me down. I will STOP pining over a boy who…

Okay, that thing is the stuff of nightmares.

This picture is much better. For a minute I was like "what the hell are they feeding these kids that they haven't aged AT ALL in 14 years?!"

Ew. Not only do I loathe and despise this song (and damnit, now it's stuck in my head!), few people annoy me more than Mariah. I don't know why, I just want her to go away. Now.

WORD. Gaga, most of the time I think you're a total weirdo, but then you say stuff like this and I kind of think you're awesome.

Agree 100%. Just because you disagree with something does not give you the right to put the welfare of others in danger. And to take a scientific achievement that can prevent so much needless suffering and just completely discount its worth is just sickening.

Hearted, and thank you for this. Despite what some people will have you believe, scientists are not evil trolls hiding in their lairs, working toward the destruction of all mankind, doing incredibly dangerous things just because they can. This situation is a perfect example of unforeseen results coming from…

OMG, this shit makes me incoherent with rage. There is NO NEED to put other people at risk. VACCINES WORK.

That's it, fellow Jezzies. I have decided I'm going to learn Shaolin Long Fist Kung Fu. I took karate lessons for years when I was a kid and I miss it terribly. That, and I have to start doing something I enjoy and that takes away stress from my stupid, stupid job or I'm going to go out of my damn mind.

I just can't with this. Really, people? Were you all raised by wolves?

I normally really like Christmas but this year has been seriously shitty for me. I'm doing my best but I'm just not feeling particularly happy OR grateful, and knowing that things could, in fact, be a LOT worse is just making me feel really guilty and like I SHOULD be more grateful.

I was totally confused by the Gaga thanksgiving thing. Once I figured out what I was watching my reaction was "what is this fuckery?" I think she needs to just pick an image/schtick and stick with it.

Ok this has nothing to do with Christina Applegate, but y'all, I have a problem. I CANNOT get this song out of my head since I saw it on a TV show a week or so ago. (Yes, I am aware that this is Kelis of "Milkshake" fame, and yes, I am deeply ashamed of myself for liking this song so much.)

Hearts to both of you. And damn me for not thinking of that immediately.

This is what I would like to be doing right now.

That just made me cackle out loud. :) Good point.

Totally. I'm so finding a way to incorporate this into an everyday conversation this week.

I'm with you there. I always feel a little icky/embarrassed when I hear anyone say that.

I love this. Owls are the shit.