Excellent list is excellent!

Yeah, but sadly that was about the fact that being married to Ted Cruz drove her to an emotional breakdown. (I kid, supposedly she had hella severe post partum depression, which isn’t funny at all).

That’s it? You’re done already?

Some of my favorites:

“Healthy Request”

I’m replying to you because I never ever want to talk to Ukulele Dan in my life. No amount of therapy will ever make me a whole and happy person again.

The funniest thing about this odd coincidence of appearances is that the woman who looks like Ted Cruz had no idea who he was. Also the saddest, because she hasn’t bothered to educate herself about politicians who could affect her life. But who wouldn’t welcome the bliss of not knowing anything about Ted Cruz?

I mean this with complete sincerity. Burn in hell for this.

I’m simultaneously repulsed and Super impresses with this.

Guys, this is no laughing matter. Clearly this is going to be hard for Ted Cruz to get through, but if I know Ted Cruz, he’ll keep pounding it out as a member of the Senate. He has the ability to come back from this, but it’s going to take some intense work on himself first. There’s no doubt that this is a sticky…

This is good Kinja

If I may join the party...

Threw this one together last night.

So, Ted Cruz’s explanation here is that someone hacked his twitter and, instead of posting a long string of tweets admitting to the zodiac killings and paeans to soup, they...liked one porn tweet?

Oh, for fuck’s sake. What is this world anymore?

For the curious: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ted-cruz-lookalike-porn_us_571aa703e4b0d4d3f7237467

If you’re into incest-play, then yeah, it’s for you.

It would be hilarious if the porn starred that woman who (sadly) looks like him.