I’m 99% atheist unless I’m mid scratch on a lottery ticket but I swear I am praying to every god I can google to make the miracle of a Jill Stein vote challenge happen and a Putin the Poisoner hack discovered. Glory be to the father the son and the holy recount amen.

Won’t take a sallary, but will take millions in rent.

But he’s such a saint for not accepting that 400k salary. A real American Robin Hood.

Oh my god... What the fuck...

Her family, particularly her father, had pressured her to fabricate the story precisely because they were upset by Ramirez coming out as gay. Her father hoped these charges would enable him to win a custody battle.

Her family, particularly her father, had pressured her to fabricate the story precisely because they were upset by Ramirez coming out as gay.

I’m broke, but if I won the lotto, I think I’d donate a whole pile of money to the Innocence Project.

Let us consult Godwin himself, “Godwin’s law does not claim to articulate a fallacy; it is instead framed as a memetic tool to reduce the incidence of inappropriate hyperbolic comparisons. “Although deliberately framed as if it were a law of nature or of mathematics, its purpose has always been rhetorical and pedagogic…

Ah hell, he sincerely quoted Mussolini several months back . . .

Every dog in the world must be deaf from all this whistling by now.

That’s a typically diabolical offer. I get terrible red wine headaches

gotta love the implicit assumption that groping is done for the purposes of attracting a person.

If God sent Donald Trump, it was to test us.

>> I thought straight guys couldn’t tell if other guys were attractive!

I don’t think he ever had to grope a single woman ever. I think they threw themselves at him, so it’s all a lie.”

I thought straight guys couldn’t tell if other guys were attractive!

I think it was God punishing us for not appreciating President Obama.

I bet it would just blow this dude’s mind to know that I don’t want to be groped by legitimately attractive men, let alone Trump.

The Luciferians are all like “Come on over! We have Merlot and brie!”.

If God did send us Donald Trump, I’m pretty comfortable signing myself up for Satan’s hordes. I mean, if we ever needed a clear sign of which side we should be on in this whole thing and who the real bad guy is, I feel like Trump would be it