Every time a beloved famous person dies, my brother reminds me that it’s all preparation for the death of Hanks. :(

I just had a conversation with a friend where I suggested that tom hanks is just to fucking squeaky clean and charming, that he has to murder animals and keep a graveyard in his basement or something. He vehemently argued that Tom Hanks is just awesome. I don’t wanna be right but fuck would I feel justified. BUT FUCK…

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

Some people are saying that the Trump campaign set off these bombs to distract us from the NAMBLA issue. Some of our best people are saying that.

If it wouldn’t be a massive waste of time and resources, I’d love to see the FBI go “oh yeah, well if you knew about it before it happened, we’ll have to assume you were involved and investigate”.

jesus fucking christ.

Why is everything a dick measuring contest with him? FFS.

And fuck you for making me laugh.

The only reason that this “terrorize” me is because of the impact it may have on the election. 

You’re forgetting that some women are actually drawn to guys like this BECAUSE of and not despite their reputations. Charles Manson has/had a harem of women. Serial child rapist and serial killer Michael Ross (who looks like Dwight from the Office) had a string of girlfriends. Richard Ramirez (the Night Stalker)…

This is good kinja. (We are still on kinja, right?)

Needs more stars

They have to know he’ll be eating other women!

They met up and he got eaten.

Look. I know it’s tough out there as a single human looking for love. It’s hard to meet people in real life these days, and the internet is scary because you never know who might be a sociopath or have violent tendencies.

These women do know they’re about to be brutally murdered and eaten, right? They HAVE to know.

I just don’t understand women who date cops.

A self-described “gentleman,” he buttered up his lady friend — whom he described as “passionate about law” — by whisking her to the top of the Empire State building.