I know, this little guy is played out, but it was so perfect. Because this is exactly what my face and brain did! “Oh right, liability, damn... but wait!”

While the botched executions with questionable drugs are tragic, everyone needs to realize that so-called ‘legitimate’ execution drugs weren’t much better. There was never any specific or coherent science behind them, they were just someone’s best guess and it ended up being adopted almost fait accompli. While the…

My daughter works at Olive Garden as a hostess, they were really good to her throughout her pregnancy, shortening her shifts, giving her shifts where she rolls silverware instead of standing at the hostess desk. Before coming back, she discussed the fact that she was breastfeeding with the managers and would need to…

It is coherent if you accept it’s about punishment and not about saving lives.

That’s because the forced birthers are not about saving lives. They’re about punishing people for having sex.

The Old Testament mentality does not require coherence.

I never thought I’d ever type these words but, “Good on Pfizer!”

I’m never going have anything on Kinja better than that! Bravo!

I mean, I get why it might look like something from an earlier time period, but shouldn’t the appraiser have bothered to verify its age somehow? I mean, I guess the bird droppings, etc, made it seem like a neglected buried treasure, but still...

Fuck no. I love my husband, but 10 days straight of each others company and having to kiss for most of that? Bleah. I’d kill him if he didn’t kill me first.

Potter here!

Not the first time some old dude got overly excited about a teenage girl’s jugs.

“The couple took a short break shortly before 8:00 p.m. to use restrooms and take a protein drink." O.K. I need to know the complete rules for this sort of asshatery. Are they expected to fast? Do they require catheters for urinating? Do they secure their faces together with duct tape while sleeping? It does sound…

How much kissing are we talking about here ? Full on making out or just touching lips?

*record scratch*

Right, this is why I was confused when I read that in the article. Also see: why I hate the “But it uses more fabric!” argument for why a plus size dress costs twice as much as its non-plus twin in the same store.

Ya so weird that each size isn’t priced proportionally by size. /s

THANK YOU, costs for additional material are already being passed down to plus-sized customers. (Though again, it is revealing that a size S does not cost more than an XS, s size M doesn’t cost more than a small, etc.)

My response would have been to retake the photo with one finger raised. I would not do well in the military.