Guys.. I’ve been following Norman’s career for over a decade, way before all of you realised how hot he was. Please, I really think I should win this. I’ve put in the work.

I just came back from travelling from Brisbane to Melbourne and due to lack of vegetarian options in most dead-end towns we stopped at, I ate pancakes or waffles. I’m not sure where in Australia you live, but waffles seem to have integrated pretty well.

When I was 10 I watched a TV show in which a woman told the story of how she lost both her legs due to a shark attack. From that day on I have had a really strong fear of amputation, not sharks, but just a fear of losing my limbs (and somehow very specifically my left arm, even though I am right-handed). I don’t find…

Oh their story is very sad. Poor Mabel and Friso.

Oh I completely agree, I’m in no way saying that having women on panels will solve the deeper issues. I just think tokenism is usually seen as something bad, when in fact it is possible it will lead to a better situation.

I think - although not ideal - that tokenism is in fact the next step. Sure it is still not great to invite women or other minorities based solely on their status as such, but doing this will lead to audiences seeing women in these situations and will stop feeling it is a novelty. Yes tokenism isn’t great, but it does…

There’s a huge campaign for this in the UK too where sanitary products are marked as ‘non-essential’ and therefore subject to VAT yet crocodile meat isn’t.

I don’t have a crazy thing I have done, but I am currently going through a break-up with the first guy I’ve ever loved and lived with for the last 3 years. I’m trying to be mature and I’m trying to be level-headed, but it’s so hard. I woke up this morning feeling angry and bitter about things I can never change and I…

I always thought that the ‘I was a shy teenager’ thing was so that the awkward teenagers who are likely consuming the artists’ work would feel they could relate and would feel like they could grow up to be just as successful as them.

Everyone’s replies about the fatty British diet are making me feel super defensive of our national poo consistencies. I didn’t know I felt patriotic about that, but I guess it’s fitting on St George’s Day.

I don’t know if this counts as a ‘burn’, but it is the best come-back I’ve ever uttered.

A 1000x this. The animated universe gets the dark/fun balance so much better. I don’t understand any of the choices in this. DC always struggles with taking themselves too seriously. They’re so scared of admitting that they’re producing movies about men in tights flying around and saving the world. They’re so scared…

YES! He looks like he’s always covered in a layer of dust and I am Into It.

After my boss told us that his wife had cystitis during their honeymoon because of the sandy beaches, my colleagues and I all vowed to form a punk band called 'Honeymoon Cystitis'.

I have cried on that train journey before. It's an emotional bit of rail.

I grew up in the Netherlands and when I turned 18 I moved to the UK. I didn’t leave the Netherlands because I hated it, more because I wanted to live in the UK instead. But I have the opposite problem. People assume the Netherlands is this magical liberal country where everyone is laid back and to the point and it’s…

I answered 'hotter than people think'. But mainly because 99% of the time I put 0 effort into how I look and it makes me look very mediocre. But I know that the moment I make even a modicum of effort I look pretty good. So I'm aware people think I'm just a scruffy looking idiot, but I know that the moment I comb my…

Thing is, if you're comfortable shitting on the wall and expecting someone else to clean it, you probably don't feel like that person should be tipped for that. Or at least, that's my experience. The Holiday Inn I worked in wasn't cheap, yet the decor hadn't changed since the 70s and you got very little worth for your…

I think the point is that this hormone is found in natural settings, which has led to them testing it in lab settings to see how this impacts wildlife.

I used to work as a cleaner in a Holiday Inn and in my first day on the job I cleaned every single human excretion off walls, bins, baths and hotel sheets. Because people are animals who apparently shit on the walls of their hotel room, vomit in bins, piss on stacks of toilet rolls and bleed on literally everything.